There was a dog named Frank, who barked all the time, and then one day someone shot that dog and it died. Hank(franks owner) had a bank and it sank like Frank when he got shot down from his sailboat by a tank he cooked up some weenies because some people called them Franks and he wanted to play on the words, because he thancs (thinks) its kinda funny but then his body lost his flank and his sailboat had exploded like some overcooked franks that were cooked up in the microwave and he sank, sank, sank.

But that’s just a metaphor  for what happened to the bank